Happy birthday Karl Marx. 193 years old today. And more relevant than ever.
Note the words on his headstone, comrade. And note the title of our new album: Up the Workers!, or, Capitalism is Good for Corporations That’s Why You’ve Been Told Socialism is Bad All Your Life. The message remains the same.
We’ve no doubt that Dr Marx – Padre Nostro – would agree that it’s the most important album ever to be released. If you want to take advantage of the special comradely offer we have put together for people keen to spread the word, email us immediately on email@example.com and place the words “Happy Birthday Marx” in the subject box. We’ll reply immediately with your instructions. This is a chance for you to do your bit, while being rewarded with a copy of the most important album ever released. Don’t miss the opportunity. The war of position depends on it.
Oh, and vote ‘No’ in the referendum, if you’re a UK voter. AV? It’s a bourgeois sham.