DEG GDH Fox’s guide to protecting your home from Tories this Halloween
Like any good Socialist toddler, DEG GDH Fox is keen to help keep Tories (and their offspring) from our doorstep this Halloween. Here he shows off his essential kit for keeping the Conservative spooks at bay:
1. A pumpkin carved with the Thee Faction logo. (He recommends asking a comradely adult to help with this bit.)
2. Some bread products. (When Lenin lead the Great Revolution, no way did he do it before chowing down on a bun or two.)
3. A copy of ‘Singing Down the Government’. (You can get yours here!)
Stay safe and have fun, little comrade.
